Thursday, March 19, 2009

FEATURE: Confusing English

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it 
Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does
terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already
built?

9. If a book about failures does sell, is it
called a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive,
then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat?? Humans?

Hope ya'll have a good laugh or at the least...
ponder over the many, mysterious complexities
of the English language!
Oh and Joann Chua Shi Ying! Juz like to wish
you an early Happy Birthday! All da best as
we survive 2nd year together!
~Tim~

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