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~Tim~
God: Angels, do you know what I was just thinking about?
Angels: Of course not! What were you thinking about, Sir?
God: Christians seem to have forgotten what kind of power they have available and the Devil keeps on deceiving them!
Angels: Sir, what exactly are you getting at?
God: I have made My children in such a way that when the world is sitting, they would be standing... When the world is standing, they would stand out... When the world stands out, My children must be outstanding... And when the devil dares the world to be outstanding, My people will be the standards to be used!
Jesus: They (Christians) are also forgetting the words in Ephesians 1:3
God: Please read it out!
Angels: Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly places with every spiritual blessing in Christ! So what do we do now since the end is almost near?
Holy Spirit: My presence is still among men and I will teach and remind the Christians of all that we have discussed.
Jesus: I will also continue interceding for them and stand in for them even in their weaknesses.
God: I will make sure that I give to all those who ask of Me, seek Me, and try to find Me. The blessings I have promised them through My Son, Jesus Christ will be delivered to all those who discover that I, Jehovah, am ready to bless them! Not because of any special things that they have done, but just because I love them!
Jesus: I will also give all My followers who are willing to carry out My will, the strength to carry on!
Angels: We are all backing the Trinity, and even the devil cannot stop us!
Blessings,
~Tim~
Man 1: So how much did your wedding cost?
Man 2: I'm still paying for it!
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Q: Why should a couple always hold hands?
A: To prevent the female from using her hands to shop!
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. I don’t know,” he said. “She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, the policeman was interrupted by a 6 year-old looking up and down his uniform, she asked. “Are you a policeman? “Yes,” he answered and continued writing the report. “My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?” “Yes, that’s right, the policeman told her. “Well, then,” the little girl said as she extended her foot toward him, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!"